Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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