so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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