He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
