I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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