i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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