i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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