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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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