You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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