I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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