I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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