so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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