I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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