i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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