Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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