Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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