My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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