As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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