it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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