what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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