I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
