You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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