i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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