i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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