We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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