Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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