and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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