Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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