Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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