i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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