Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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