Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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