Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i've created a new STD.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
