i just google imaged poop.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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