She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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