There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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