what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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