some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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