But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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