would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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