Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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