I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
pray to the hookup gods
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
