I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i think im in europe. pls send help
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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