How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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