he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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