I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize