God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Randomize
