I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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