did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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