Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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