I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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