Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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