IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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