And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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