WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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