were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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